Welcome to the site! This site explains how to tie several
different styles of neckties. Most sites will give you a plethora of
ways to tie ONE style of necktie, but here, more than one will be featured!
How to Tie Styles of Neckties
by Sean Froyd
Everyday Neckties
Horrendously Ugly Neckties
Texas Style Neckties
Viva La Revolucion! Style Neckties
Everyday Neckties:
- Cross the wide end over the narrow end
- Turn
it over and pull the wide end under the narrow end
- Then pull
it back over the narrow end again
- Bring the wide end up under
the crossovers
- Pull the wide end through the loops
- Tighten the
knot as close to your throat as possible
- Smile! You've sacrificed
comfort for 'looking good'!
There! This is called the four in hand knot, the easiest knot
that I've found.
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Horrendously Ugly Neckties
Destructive:
- Take tie.
- Take lighter.
- Light tie on fire.
- Do a little dance celebrating your refusal
to bow to corporate america.
- Smile, you've just helped your entire wardrobe
look better!
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Deceptive:
- Take tie.
- Find large chest(the furniture kind, not the female
kind)
- Put the tie in the chest.
- Lock the chest.
- Throw the chest off a ship in the middle
of the ocean.
- Smile, you've just made some future treasure
hunter happy!
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Texas style Neckties:
- Find a rope
- Find a criminal
- Tie a noose(see sidebar)
- Wrap the noose around the criminal's throat.
- Find Tree and tie rope to it.
- Hang the Criminal
- Watch the
feet dance!
- Cut the criminal down. to be buried(in
his Texan Fashion statement!) in an unmarked grave.
- Smile! You've just been
made an honorary texan!
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Viva La Revolucion! Style Neckties:
- Find a guillotine
- Settle your head in the nook of the guillotine.
- Find the 'Narrow
End' of the tie
- Pull.
- Smile! You don't have to worry about fashion
ever again!
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| I've always had an interest in wringing..oops!
I meant 'RINGING' people's necks. That was what drove the creation
of this site I'm here to share that desire to ring people's necks
with several ways to do so. |
| I've actually used this knot in many activities.
There were several different activities, ranging from job interviews
to formal suppers to running around like Clark Kent trying to
undress to turn into superman. It is quite the versatile knot,
and I suggest using it often when you need to get all formal
style. |
Some common events where ties are appreciated:
- Weddings
- Funerals
- College Classes
- Meetings
- Workplace
- Alien Invasions
- Hangings
- Picnics
- Cannibal Feasts
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| Horrendously ugly neckties are commonly those
that make people cringe upon the light entering the eye that
was reflected from the horrible horrible necktie. Often these
neckties also induce vomiting, and are thus kept in much supply
at poison centers and hospitals. Also because of this unique
aspect of the Horrendously Ugly necktie, they were in much demand
at the Roman Vomitoriums. |
CAUTION!!! REMOVE TIE BEFORE LIGHTING
IT ON FIRE!!!!
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Places to find Ugly Ties
- Rummage Sales
- Old Folks Homes
- Grandpa's Closet
- In the garbage
- New York Fashion Shows
- The bottom of a cliff where many failed CEO's
have jumped off of.
- The bottom of the ocean
There are also ways to make ugly ties:
- Take a tie and dip it in paint
- Vomit on the tie
- Put the tie in a Cat's Litter Box
- Give a tie to a three year old finger painter
- Eat a tie and wait three days
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| Texans have a long and varied history with neckties,
dating back to the wild west days. These ties are often indicative
of the lifestyle that the wearers lead, in that they are often
made of whatever materials are on hand. Usually rope, because
in Texas, rope is EVERYWHERE. Another variant of the rope tie
is the Barbedwire tie, but this often causes the person putting
the tie on the criminal a great deal of pain. |
To truly fit in in Texas, you need a cowboy
hat.
Sheplers.com Rope is also needed, and some people prefer
foreign rope to be hung in. Here's a site that specializes in specialty
foreign rope.
Erinrope.com |
Tying the noose takes some practice, and this
site helps out quite a lot.
Realknots.com |
Here's a site that explains what it means to
be to be an honorary/original Texan!
Texas Best.com |
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