Welcome

We created this site so that the next time you find yourself so bored that you're actually considering cleaning out the kitchen drain or picking the fuzzies off of the carpet, have some old-school fun that doesn't require much thought. We found seventeen common objects that you can use to entertain yourself. In the following pages, we've come up with different activities you can do, to beat the Boredom Bug.

First, get to know us:

Daphne likes macaroni and cheese. She likes to play bar bingo every Thursday. She is addicted, some say. Daphne doesn't chew her nails, but she does chew her food. She prefers the color blue to pink, thinks kittens are adorable, and loves to fly.

LeAnn speaks in Movie-Tongue, so no one ever knows what she's saying--but she's funny. She likes long walks on the beach, beer and pizza. She has four Christmas trees in her house, so she's no Scrooge. LeAnn says, "I like smiling, smiling's my favorite."

April likes shrimp, but wants to free Willy. She also likes mushrooms, but not the funny ones. April is a Virgo; she likes minty gum and chapstick. She swallows both. April doesn't like cats, and is working on a potion to keep them kittens forever. She wants a Pug named Frank. Daph and LeAnn think she should get a Pub and call it Frank's.